beyondthisdarkhouse:
hesperocyon-lesbian:
marlinspirkhall:
beyondthisdarkhouse:
I was on the Spirit Halloween website and I will say, a better informed public have really made them pull up their socks in terms of extremely cheap and flimsy historical costume.
But I am not here to show you one of them. I shop at Value Village. It takes more than cheap and flimsy and honestly better-than-it-could-have-been to make me sit up and take notice.
And oh all my #aesthetic gothic lesbians, did this one turn my head
It’s a
ALT
It’s a
ALT
SEXY PLAGUE DOCTOR
I want to shake the hand of whoever designed this. 😂
Oh, that cape specifically is a year-round look
Fucking abysmal!!! There’s no nose compartment for crushed flowers to prevent the ingress of miasma!!!! Wear this and you’ll surely succumb to plague!!
Having consulted deeply with learned doctors of theology, we have concluded that this image depicts not a virtuous healer of disease, but a demonic creature of guile! Her task is to tempt the feverish and delirious out of their sickbeds and into dens of iniquity and disease.
DO NOT FOLLOW THIS APPARITION! She is a known violator of social distancing guidelines AND the doctrines of the Holy Church. AVAUNT!